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League players ranked ... by how good their pets are

Worlds? Doesn’t matter. This is the content that matters.

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Sometimes we rank players by how good they are, but sometimes we need a different way to rank players. I’ve done it and compiled all the professional League players and public figures with pets that I know of and ranked them by their pet. This is the important stuff.

Makta

Makta is the beautiful cat that belongs to the LCK team, ROX Tigers. The organization has had the cat since the olden days back in 2015, and Makta has gone through some changes. That doesn’t mean that it’s less of a good animal. Makta is a good cat.

Small Cat and Mellow

Former pro player and streamer Michael “imaqtpie” Santana has two cats who you often see in his streams. If you’ve tuned into his streams, you’ve probably heard him say, “Small cat, get down from there,” or “Small cat, what are you doing?” The beloved cat has become an important part of Santana’s streams and for good reason.

Charlie

Charlie techincally does not belong to 100 Thieves jungler William “Meteos” Hartman, but he belongs to his mom. Regardless, this counts. Charlie is a good boy. Just look at that wittle face.

Haru

Counter Logic Gaming mid laner Choi “Huhi” Jae-hyun cares so much for Haru. The relationship between the two is heartwarming and Haru is a beautiful dog. All huskies are beautiful, but something about Choi’s love really shows and makes Haru even better.

Temmie

Temmie is streamer LilyPichu’s dog! The lovable puppy is a key member of the Offline TV house and he has the aura of a true star. Most of Temmie’s life is posted through Lily’s twitter and we have no issue with that. Seeing this floof ball grow up made 2017 somewhat bearable.

Jayce

Rivington “RivingtonThe3rd” Bisland III adopted Jayce and our lives have improved since seeing those frequent pictures of the adorable dog. Those floppy ears, that floofy fur ... what isn’t to love about Jayce?

Loki, Jane and Ve

Though that tweet only shows one of the bunnies, former pro and streamer Marcus “Dyrus” Hill and his girlfriend Emiru have three rabbits! The rabbits are cute enough to warrant their own Twitter account, so you can cry while looking at how adorable they all are.

Biscuit

Echo Fox jungler Joshua “Dardoch” Hartnett adopted a border collie puppy during the 2017 off-season and look at her! She is named Biscuit, according to a tweet by Hartnett, and she certainly does rejuvenate us by just looking at photos of her.

Rengar

Rift Herald writer Ryan Gilliam kicked down my door while editing this, demanding that I put in 100 Thieves mid laner Yoo “Ryu” Sang-wook’s cat, Rengar. Ryan was right to do this. This is a good, cute cat, who definitely belongs on this list.

Honorable mention: Immortals’ Maru

Immortals isn’t in the League of Legends scene anymore after not getting approved for franchising, but we’ll never forget about Maru. What a good dog.

As you may have noticed, this was not an actual ranking. It’s just a list of animals. Do you really expect me to rank these animals? They’re all good animals. All of them. By association, all of these players are good.

There are definitely many pets I missed here, so you should link us more in the comments if you know more. They’re all good pets.